Page 4 — Exhibit 001
Kitchen Uprising. Chillbot XL on pedestal 7.
The page label says “Page 4 — Exhibit 001.” The stage banner says “Exhibit 001 — Kitchen Uprising.” The pedestal line is “Artifact on loan · Pedestal 7.”
The plaque copy, the star split (one from the user, five from the fridge), the revenge-slightly-chilled serving note, the three-month iced leftovers, and the pizza-roll ceasefire are quoted on the Chillbot XL page. This page is the tour stop: you are meant to read the brass, then the visitor who regrets a review.
The kill-switch page has already said the real switch is under this exhibit. The plaque does not repeat that. It stays on snacks, ratings, and retirement.